News out today that Jesus Christ has been struck by lightning.
A six-story statue of "Touchdown Jesus" in Southwest Ohio was struck by lightning last night. The $400,000 statue was built in 2004 and had become a major tourist attraction in the town north of Cincinnati.
The church plans on rebuilding the statue, saying it is a "beacon of hope for the community," and that they won't "let the enemy win this one."
I may be wrong, but I thought God was the one who controlled the weather, not "the enemy".